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Welcome to the The Wizard of Oz: The Fantasy Crossover Edition WikiaEdit

The Wizard of Oz: The Fantasy Crossover Edition is a crossover wiki pad of the 1939 movie based on the novel, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum. Starring Bubbles as Dorothy Gale, Toto as Himself, Ed as The Scarecrow, Edd as The Tin Man, Eduardo as the Cowardly Lion and many others.

Notes Edit

  • Bubbles Utonium and other various characters will be portrayed as the main characters of the movie while Toto and certain other characters will remain in their original roles.

Quote 1 Edit

  • (We open to the main movie of the wiki where the beginning intro is shown as well as the beginning credits and the dedication; visuals are set in sepia tone)
  • (The story begins with young Bubbles Gale and her dog, Toto running along the Kansas road)
  • Bubbles: *pants* She hasn't caught up with us yet, Toto. Poor Toto...did she give you a boo-boo? Well, she still tried to, didn't she?! Come on! We're gonna go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em! 
  • (Bubbles and Toto resume running until they were home at their farm) 
  • Bubbles: Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Auntie Em, I have to tell you something! The mean babysitter, Vicky tried to do something horrible to my Toto!
  • Auntie Em: Bubbles, please! We're trying to count. 
  • Bubbles: But she tried to hurt him and-
  • Uncle Henry: Don't bother us now, honey. this old incubator's gone bad, and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks. 
  • Bubbles: Aw, the poor little chickens. They must be so sad. But, Auntie Em, the mean babysitter, Vicky hit poor Toto with a rake all because he runs into her yard and her dog, Doidle starts fights with Toto every day!
  • Auntie Em: Seventy. Oh, Bubbles, please. 
  • Bubbles: Well, actually, it isn't every day. At least once or twice in a week! And Toto would only fight if he needed to defend himself! And Vicky said she would call the sheriff! And- 
  • Auntie Em: Bubbles! Bubbles! We're busy! 
  • Bubbles: *sigh* Ok...
  • (Auntie Em and Uncle Henry continue to take chicks out of incubator)
  • Uncle Henry: Poor little orphan, and her Vicky troubles. Gosh all hemlock. You know, she ought to have somebody to play with.
  • Auntie Em: I know, but we all got to work out our own problems, Henry.
  • Uncle Henry: Yes.
  • Auntie Em: Oh, I hope we got them in time. 
  • Uncle Henry: Yes. 
  • (Scene goes to Ed, Edd and Eduardo working on a wagon)
  • Eduardo: Amigos, how es she doing? 
  • Ed: Hang on, Eddie, I'll think of something. 
  • (Ed suddenly gets his finger caught under wagon bed)
  • Ed: Ow! My finger hurts! ...For real! 
  • Eduardo: You should keep your finger out of the way, Es Stupido! 
  • Ed: Ow, my finger! Ow, my bone! Ow, my lasagna!
  • Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major body part. 
  • Ed: It isn't? 
  • Eduardo: Senior Ed, be careful next time or it may be your noggin! 
  • Bubbles: Oh, Eduardo! What ever should I do about the mean babysitter, Vicky?! Just because Toto and her dog, Doidle get into fights-
  • Eduardo: Oh, Senora Bubbles, I would love to help, but them senior porkers need me to help them in.
  • Ed: Let me say this about that, Bubbles. You lack thinking as if aliens probed your brain and cannot think what to do about Vicky. Big problem.
  • Bubbles: Hey! Who are you to say I don't have a brain?! And don't scare me about aliens!
  • Ed: Silly, Bubbles. It is simple. With a brain, you think and think of the right things so that Toto won't face Vicky's dog. Simple.
  • Bubbles: Oh, Ed, you just don't pay attention to things.
  • Ed: Silly Bubbles, only if your noodle was really straw! (laughs goofy) (Then he accidentally hit his hand with the hammer) OUCH!
  • Eduardo: Entre, por favor! Andale! Andale! (sees Bubbles on the fence) Senora Bubbles...you no let the mean, scary girl frighten you. Nothing to be afraid of! Having courage is all it takes!
  • Bubbles: She doesn't scare me!
  • Eduardo: If she ever tries anything mean or scary to you again...make yourself look scary to HER! It's what I would do! Si!
  • (Bubbles falls from the fence into the pig pen; she shouts)

Quote 2 Edit

Quote 3 Edit

Quote 4 Edit

  • (Bubbles looking in awe at the colorful land around her)
  • Bubbles: It's beautiful...Toto, something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore.
  • (She continues looking around)
  • Bubbles: *happy gasp* I think we're over the rainbow! We made it over the rainbow!
  • (She sets Toto down and turned to see a big, colorful, magic bubble floating towards her.)
  • (Bubbles backs away nervously as the bubble continued to drift turning a shade of pink.)
  • (The bubble disappears revealing The Good Witch, Lisa)
  • Bubbles: Now I know we're no longer in Kansas!
  • Lisa: Hi. Are you a good witch...or a bad witch?
  • Bubbles: Huh?! ...ME? I'm no witch! I'm no witch at all! I'm Bubbles Gale. And I'm from Kansas.
  • Lisa: I see. (looks at Toto) Is THAT the witch?!
  • Bubbles: *gasp* My dog?! You'd accuse my cute, little Toto of being a witch?!
  • Lisa: Oh. *chuckles* Sorry. I only asked because the munchkins reported that a new witch dropped a house on The Wicked Witch of the East. See? The house is right over there. (directs her attention to a pair of feet with ruby red slippers and black and white socks crushed under Bubbles' house.) And you just happen to be right here, new to the land.
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp*
  • Lisa: So the munchkins wanna know? Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch?
  • Bubbles: But that's what I've been trying to tell you! I AM NO WITCH! Witches are mean and scary!
  • (Sounds of high-pitched giggles heard)
  • Bubbles: Eek! What was that?!
  • Lisa: Oh, that's only the munchkins. They're laughing because I happen to be a witch myself. I'm Lisa, the Witch of the North.
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp* You are?! You're a witch?! But...I've never heard of a witch being pretty or nice before! *nervous chuckle* Sorry.
  • Lisa: Aw, that's because all bad witches are ugly. And no good comes out of being bad. Anywho, the munchkins are happy that you set them free from the Wicked Witch of the East!
  • Bubbles: Err...what ARE munchkins?
  • (High-pitched giggles heard again)
  • Lisa: The little people of this land. Welcome to the land of Munchkin Land. And you're now their new heroine for killing that awful witch! It's alright! It's safe to come out! You can all come out to thank her!
  • (Lisa then sings "It Really Was No Miracle" and the munchkins and Bubbles join in too)

Quote 5 Edit

  • (Suddenly, a red dust cloud appeared revealing Vicky the Wicked Witch of the West)
  • (She approaches the house where the Wicked Witch of the East laid)
  • Bubbles: Eek-! You said she was dead. I thought you said she was dead!
  • Lisa: I did. That was the Wicked Witch of the East. THAT'S her sister. Vicky, the Wicked Witch of the West. And SHE, sister, is even worse!
  • Vicky: Which one of you twerp-kins killed my sister?! I said, WHO killed the Witch of the East?! YOU! (referring to Bubbles) Did you do it?!
  • Bubbles: *gulps* N-no! It was an honest accident! I didn't mean for anyone to get squished!
  • Vicky: Well, little twerpette. I can make accidents happen too!
  • Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something? Like say...your ruby slippers?!
  • Vicky: The slippers?! Yes! Just the things I need...
  • (she re-approached the slippers of her deceased sister's feet, but they vanished into thin air and the Witch of the East's feet curled up and moved backward underneath the house)
  • Vicky: What?! They're gone! The ruby slippers! Where are they?! Cough 'em up! If I don't get 'em back, I swear-
  • Lisa: Too late! (directs her attention to Bubbles' feet who now had the ruby slippers on) Here's where they went! And that's where they'll stay!
  • Bubbles: *soft gasping at the sight of the ruby red slippers now magically on her feet*
  • Vicky: (to Bubbles) YOU! Slippers! Give 'em back! I'm the only one fit to use 'em! YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS USING THEM! Well-?! Fork 'em over! Give them to me!
  • Lisa: Keep those feet tight inside them! Those ruby slippers possess very powerful magic. Otherwise she wouldn't want them so bad.
  • Vicky: Stay outta this, Tinker-brat, or you'll be sorry too!
  • Lisa: (laughs) Don't make me laugh! You have no magic or power here! Now shoo unless you want under a house too!
  • Vicky: Fine! I'll lay low for a while...and YOU, Twerpette! (referring to Bubbles) Yeah, I can't get you now no matter what! But come anywhere in my direction...YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY! I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, LITTLE TWERPETTE! AND THAT LITTLE MUTT OF YOURS TOO! (cackles evilly and she walks into a red cloud of dust that shortly combusted and transported her away)

Quote 6 Edit

  • Bubbles: *nervous tremble* Which way to go, Toto?!
  • Voice: Pardon me, Miss, but over there is a nice path. Thank you very much. (laughs goofy)
  • Bubbles: Hey, who said that?
  • (Toto barks directing her attention to a silly-looking scarecrow)
  • Bubbles: *giggles* Silly Toto, scarecrows don't talk.
  • Voice: And over there goes to gravy land! (chuckles)
  • (in unison, the scarecrow switched between arms in making directional pointing.)
  • Bubbles: Gee...I thought...wasn't he pointing to the other direction?
  • Voice: People can go either way like chopsticks!
  • (in unison, the scarecrow had his arms crossed with his fingers pointing in either direction)
  • Bubbles: *looking in awe* You! It IS you talking! Isn't it, Toto?
  • (The scarecrow shakes his head "no" then nodded "yes")
  • Bubbles: Are you playing around with me? And why do you say such silly things?
  • Ed:...I forget? I think my brain's asleep.(scratches his head and straw comes out) No, wait! That is only straw! (laugh goofy)
  • Bubbles: How can you even speak without a brain?
  • Ed:...I'm stumped. Could it be aliens probed my brain like in "Attack of the Zombie Brain-Munchers"?!
  • Bubbles: Eeek! Don't scare me like that! Anywho, we don't really know each other, do we?
  • Ed:...Maybe?
  • Bubbles: I'm Bubbles! What's your name?
  • Ed: I'm Charmin' Marvin, no wait! ...I AM ED!
  • Bubbles: It's very nice to meet you.
  • Ed: Meat?!
  • Bubbles: What's it like being a scarecrow?
  • Ed: Yup, it's tiring alright. The curse of Evil Tim beckons them and they attack me! I can never move with this big stick holding me back!
  • Bubbles: You poor sweetie...why don't you try to come down?
  • Ed: (strains) I can't move...!
  • Bubbles: Don't worry. I'm full of solutions. I'll help you!
  • Ed: Hooray! Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera.
  • Bubbles: Oh no. I don't know how to-
  • Ed: Pardon me to heck, but...you should bend the nail down in the back for me to drop off!
  • Bubbles: Oh, right! Thank you!
  • (she does so and Ed is freed shouting "Wheee!" and then "OOF!" in unison)
  • Ed: I'm ok. I feel like a shedding snake. Can it be loved?
  • Bubbles (concerned): Doesn't it hurt you?
  • Ed: Silly, Bubbles. It is simple. It falls and I pick it up and stuff me again! I AM FREE ONCE MORE! (in unison, trips over a piece of fence-board)
  • Bubbles: (shouts)
  • Ed: Whoops. Sorry about that. Did I scare you, Bubbles?
  • Bubbles: I was worried you were hurt.
  • Ed: Really?
  • Bubbles: Yes!
  • Ed: *groans* It is ok. I will just find a rock.
  • (Then a crow flew onto Ed, squawking)
  • Ed: Stay away! Evil Tim has beckoned you!
  • (Crow stays for a moment and then flies away)
  • (Another comes, stays shortly and flies away too)
  • Ed: *sniffles* THEY'RE TOO SMART FOR ME! (wipes his snot on his sleeve) I WILL NEVER SCARE THEM! Evil Tim sends them as part of his curse, but I can never scare them all away! (sobs briefly) One is a lonely number...if only I had a sack of potatoes.
  • Bubbles: Or a brain? Don't you ever wonder what you could do with a brain if you had one?
  • Ed: Ooh! If I were me with a brain, I'd...
  • (Then Ed began singing his version of "If Only I Had a Brain" in which Bubbles joined him.)
  • (After song)
  • Bubbles: YAY! (in unison, she stuffs Ed's straw back into his body) Oh, I wish the scarecrow I had in Kansas could sing and dance like you! Then the crows WOULD fly away scared.
  • Ed: Really?
  • Bubbles: Uh-huh.
  • Ed: What's a Kansas?
  • Bubbles: It's where my home is. But if I ever want to see home again, I have to travel to Emerald City to see the Great Wizard of Oz so he can help me!
  • Ed: A wizard?!
  • Bubbles: Yeah!
  • Ed: Way cool! Do you think he has any brains that'll fit me!?
  • Bubbles: Gee...I'm not sure. But brains or no brains, if you come with me, you won't be as soft as you were before I met you.
  • Ed: Ok...
  • Bubbles: Oh, maybe you should stay here! There's a scary, mean witch after me and I don't want you to get into trouble too!
  • Ed: A witch?! I, ED AM AFRAID OF NO WITCH! I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE WITCH! I, ED CONQUER ALL! (looks around him) (whispering) Except the evil soap...!
  • Bubbles: *giggles* Soap's nothing to be afraid of, silly. Well, maybe when it gets in our eyes...
  • Ed: Right-o. But, I WILL DEFEND US FROM THE DISGUSTING DETERGENT OF THE DEEP! FOR I, ED WANT BRAINS NOW! I, ED WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MYSELF. Pleeease-! Let me tag along, Bubbles! I will take care of you, your furry friend AND I. Honest.
  • Bubbles: I think you deserve to come along. Right, Toto?
  • Ed (jumping in excitement): HOORAY! I AM THE MAN! WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE WIZARD! (nearly falls)
  • Bubbles: Eek! Careful! Walking has to be hard when you're a scarecrow. (giggles)
  • Ed: Like training wheels?
  • Bubbles: Ready?
  • Ed: TO OZ WE GO! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
  • (Bubbles and Ed sing "We're Off to see the Wizard" [Ed singing some lyrics wrong] then along with Toto they continued down the yellow brick road)

Quote 7 Edit

  • (As Bubbles was picking apples up from a small field, she noticed what looked like a tin leg)
  • (Bubbles knocks on it twice as she rose her way up to what turned out to be the full body.)
  • Bubbles: (looks in awe) It's a boy! He's a boy made out of tin!
  • Ed: Ooooh...! He could be a robot bounty hunter from outer space!
  • (Bubbles and Ed admire the tin man until they heard a feint voice.)
  • Bubbles: Ed? Did you say something?
  • Ed: Not I, Bubbles. Talk to Mr. Tinpot.
  • (The feint voice comes again which came from the tin boy)
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp* It IS coming from him! He's saying oil can!
  • Ed: A boil tan?
  • Bubbles: No, silly. He NEEDS to be oiled. But where's the oil can? (spots it) There! Ok, now just tell me where you need to be oiled first.
  • Ed: If I might. The robot boy is in need of a drink! (oils half the side of the boy's mouth) There you go.
  • Bubbles: My turn! (oils the other side of his mouth)
  • (The tin boy rubbed his lips together and finally...)
  • Edd: (emits a sound) M...m...m...m...m..my word! I can finally communicate properly again! Oh, happy day! Please, both of you, oil the rest of me please. My arms. (Bubbles and Ed do so) My elbows. (Both do so) *sigh of relief*
  • (Bubbles moves the upper half of Edd's body)
  • Edd: Oh-!
  • Bubbles: Uh-oh! Did that give you a boo-boo?
  • Edd: Not to worry. It feels splendid! I've held my arm up for Heaven knows how long.
  • Bubbles: Gosh...how did you end up stuck frozen to begin with?
  • Edd: Let's see...the story begins...about a year ago...I was observing an ant hill with my magnifying glass here when all of a sudden...rain! Summer rains, you can never predict them. And right when I was about to withdraw my magnifying glass, my whole body rusted shut. Rendering me helpless in a stiff state. And well...here I am.
  • Bubbles: Well, now you're just right!
  • Edd: Why...my neck...my neck please, thank you (Ed oils Edd's neck)...Ah...just right. Please, give my chest a knock if you say I'm just right. ...No need to be shy. Knock on it!
  • (Bubbles and Ed do so and Edd's tin chest echoes)
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp* It's so hollow for an echo!
  • Edd: Vacant, I'm afraid. The tinsmith forgot to install my heart.
  • Bubbles and Ed: No heart?!
  • Edd: Unfortunately, yes...
  • Bubbles: You poor sweetie...
  • Ed: What a pity.
  • Edd: Never to know what it feels like to be loved or give love...
  • (Edd falls back as Bubbles and Ed enter to help him-he holds them off and begins to sing his version of "If I Only Had A Heart")
  • (Edd then dances, and as he tilts side-to-side, Bubbles, Toto and Ed keep him from falling. Edd then shows himself to a seating place.)
  • Bubbles: Oh! Mr. Tinboy, did you get a boo-boo?
  • Edd: Please, call me Eddward, that's with uh...two d's or Double-D if you want. Second, I'm afraid I'm rusted again.
  • (Bubbles oils him)
  • Bubbles: That was a fun dance! Hey, I have an idea. Since you don't have one, maybe you could come with us to Emerald City and ask the Wizard to give you a heart!?
  • Edd: Emerald City? But, Bubbles, it's so far away! Plus, summer rains, you can never predict them.
  • Ed: Aw, c'mon, Double-D! A heart is a terrible organ to shovel.
  • Bubbles: Yeah. Besides, I'll even bring the oil can as your special little aid!
  • Edd: Yes, well...hypothetically speaking...suppose we arrive there and he has none to offer?
  • Bubbles: *giggles* Don't be silly! He's a wizard! He WILL have a heart to give you! We already made it this far.
  • (Vicky's evil laughter is heard)
  • Edd: Oh, dear! What's that?!
  • (The trio looks to find her on Edd's roof)
  • Vicky: Far?!
  • (The three look at her in fright)
  • Vicky (voice only): This is only the beginning for you, Twerpette! [visual] Helping your little friend, eh, twerps?! (voice only) You better stay away from her if you know what's good for you! [visual] Or you'll be under my sitting butt after I stuff you into my new chair, Ed-crow! AND YOU, Metal-sockhead! I'll make you into a weapon! Hey, Ed-crow, how's a game of catch sound?!
  • Ed: Catch?
  • (Vicky conjures up and throws a bar of soap at Ed who quickly avoids it; Vicky cackles evilly)
  • Ed: SOOOAAAP! YUCK!
  • (Bubbles and Edd rush to get the soap away from Ed's distance.)
  • (Vicky continues cackling evilly and disappears in a cloud of red smoke)
  • Ed: I am not scared of her! I will deliver you safely to the wizard! No brain or bust! I am no chair, evil witch!
  • Edd: I'll be happy to get you to the wizard as well. Even if I don't receive a heart. A weapon? I abhor violence, Wicked Witch of the West! (clinks himself and realizes how hard he is.)
  • Bubbles: Gosh...you both are the sweetest friends anyone could ask for! It's just...why does it feel like we've known each other our whole lives? But I never met you both before, did I?
  • Ed: Got me, little Bubbles. I forget if you were there when they put straw into me.
  • Edd (points into the direction of his field): And there I used to be frozen stiff for the longest time and yet, here we are in our first encounter.
  • Bubbles: Ohhh...I really wish I could remember....! Oh, well. Guess it doesn't matter. Besides, we know each other now, don't we?
  • Ed: Yup!
  • Edd: That's correct! We know each other now!
  • Ed: Should we not runneth to Oz?
  • Edd: Oh! To Oz, we must go!
  • (They set off singing "We're Off To See The Wizard"; Ed singing lyrics wrong)

Quote 8 Edit

  • (The trio and Toto enter a forest; they hear animal sounds)
  • Bubbles: (trembling) I don't like this forest. It's too dark and...spooky!
  • Ed: *gulp* I think I swallowed a bug. It sorta tastes like chicken!
  • Bubbles: Speaking of animals, do you think any wild creatures run around this place?
  • Edd: It's possible...
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp*
  • Ed: Creatures that will eat straw or ambush us?!
  • Edd: Some...but namely Monsters and Kankers and plagues!
  • Bubbles: M-M-Monsters?!
  • Ed: And Kankers?!
  • Edd: And plagues!
  • Bubbles: *soft gasping* Monsters and Kankers and plagues! Oh no!
  • (The three began walking with their arms linked under each other's in unison)
  • Bubbles, Ed and Edd: Monsters and Kankers and plagues!
  • Bubbles: Oh no!
  • (They pick up the speed)
  • Bubbles, Ed and Edd: Monsters and Kankers and plagues!
  • Bubbles: Oh no!
  • (They go faster by skipping)
  • Bubbles, Ed and Edd: Monsters and Kankers and plagues!
  • Bubbles: Oh no!
  • Bubbles, Ed and Edd: Monsters and Kankers and plagues!
  • Bubbles: Oh no!
  • (ROAR!)
  • (The three screech to a halt)
  • Ed: (screams) Look!
  • (A Lion Monster interbreed resembling Eduardo comes out and approaches them growling and roaring)
  • Eduardo: Poner la em arriba! Poner la em arriba! ("Put em up!" in Spanish) Which of you will fight?! I fight the dos of you! That lo prometo usted! ("I promise you" in Spanish) I fight you both with one claw behind my back! I fight you on uno pie! ("one foot" in Spanish) I will fight you both eyes closed! (turns to Edd) Ooooh...you bring a magnifier glass to a fight, huh?! I es shaking! (turns to Ed) Try a sneak attack move on me, will you!? (barks like a dog)
  • Edd: Sir, please...we don't want to start any melee.
  • Eduardo: You es a scaredy cat! I know it!
  • Bubbles: (watching in shock)
  • Eduardo (voice only): You won't fight me!? [on-screen] That can won't protect you! (laughs snobby) C'mon! Fight me! Get on your feets and fight!
  • Ed: That is getting personal like a telephone.
  • Edd: No, Ed. You need to teach him a lesson.
  • *Toto barks at Eduardo*
  • Eduardo (in Spanish): I will get you, little perrito! *chases after Toto, and Bubbles rescues Toto, then she punches Eduardo in the face, giving him a black and blue eye*
  • Bubbles (in Spanish): Stop it! How dare you?!
  • Eduardo (in Spanish / crying): Why you punch me?! I no bite him!
  • Bubbles (in Spanish): You TRIED to bite my cute little Toto! It's bad enough you try to attack Edd, but somehow, you try attacking poor little cute dogs like Toto!
  • Eduardo (crying): Well, I didn't know you were going to punch me in the face and yell in Spanish at me! Is my nose broken?!
  • Bubbles (gaining sympathy for Eduardo): Awwww.... you don't have to worry poor one. My goodness, what a scene you're making! No wonder you tried attacking things smaller and weaker than you are. You are just a big fraidy-cat!
  • Eduardo (crying):You es right! I AM a fraidy-cat! Me llamo, Eduardo...the Fraidy Cat! That's what they should call me! I have no courage in me! I even frighten myself! *cries* I no sleep in weeks because I am so scared!
  • Edd: Why not try counting sheep or ants in an ant farm?
  • Eduardo (crying): That wouldn't work, because I es afraid of them!
  • Ed: That is sad for the lonely number he is! Little Bubbles, should the wizard fix him too?
  • Bubbles: I don't see why not. (to Eduardo): Hey, Eduardo. We are off to see the wizard to get him a heart,
  • Edd: And Ed a intelligent brain.
  • Bubbles: I'm sure he could give you some courage to help a cutiepie like you.
  • Eduardo (crying): Would you feel frightened to be in the company of a cowardly lion?
  • Bubbles (sweetly): Awwww.... Don't worry, sweetie. *kisses Eduardo on the cheek*
  • Eduardo (crying / as Bubbles wiped off his tears): That is very nice of you, Bubbles. My life is nothing but a terrible one.
  • Bubbles: Don't worry. It's okay now.
  • Eduardo: At least you know how I feel.
  • Bubbles: Well, come along.
  • Eduardo: *sings, "If I only Had The Nerve", then everyone sings, "We're Off To See The Wizard", with Ed singing the wrong lyrics*

Quote 9 Edit

  • Bubbles: *happy gasp* Look! There it is! Emerald City! We're almost there! It's sooo...beautiful! I just knew it would be! He sure must be an amazing wizard to live in a place as wonderful as that!
  • Eduardo: What are we doing waiting around here for?!
  • Ed: A bus driver?!
  • Edd: No, Edd. Quickly!
  • (In unison, they run towards Emerald City and into the flowers Vicky cursed to make them sleep)
  • Bubbles: Yay! Let's hurry!
  • Ed: Giddyup, horsies!
  • Edd: Quickly now! Quickly!
  • Ed: Vroom! Vroom! Beep! Beep! (nearly trips) C'mon! C'mon! Not much farther now! The Esmeralda City!
  • Bubbles (catching up, panting): What's going on? Something weird's happening. (yawns) I can't go on anymore...All I can think about is how tired I am...
  • Ed: Do not waylay yourself, little Bubbles. We will haul you there like tow trucks!
  • Bubbles: (yawn) Oh no...just five minutes...Toto? My cute, little Toto, where are you? (in unison, the scene shows Toto asleep on the ground)
  • Ed: But we can't rest now, Bubbles!
  • Edd: *sobbing* The tragedy...
  • Ed: Chin up, mister. Let Ed dry those tears so you won't become frozen again!
  • Eduardo: *yawns* I'm so tired...! I need to rest too! I wake up in forty weeks!
  • Ed: No, Eddie! Bubbles needs us!
  • Edd: Ed, we best try and carry Bubbles to the city.
  • Ed: I forget if I could. I bet I could!
  • Edd: Let's do, Ed!
  • Ed: Right-o!
  • (They go to pick up Bubbles, but Eduardo falls over)
  • Edd: Oh dear! We may have to carry Eduardo too! How mortifying...
  • Ed: Give me a foot, Double-D! (strains to pick up Bubbles) I can't move her...! A spell I smell, and not fresh linen as well!
  • Edd: *gasps in horror* Oh my, you're right, Ed! *shushes* Do you hear it? Listen, could it be...? It's the work of that Wicked Witch!!!!! Help!!!! Assistance please?!!!!!
  • Ed (panicking): Silly, Double-D, screaming won't help in a time and place like this! People have corn in their ears! Help! This is it for them! They are goners!
  • (As Ed and Edd continue panicking and calling for help, a superimposed shot of Lisa the Good Witch shows her waving her wand. Snow begins falling)
  • Ed: Look, Double-D! Smooooke! *visble breath comes out of his mouth*
  • (Scene then shows the snow falling on a sleeping Bubbles)
  • Edd: It's snowing? Impossible! (in unison, the shot of Lisa fades out)
  • Ed: I am Hibachi Man! Ooo-! Maybe the heroic frost will wake up our buddies!
  • (Then Bubbles came to)
  • Ed: It is! Bubbles! You're alive!
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp*
  • Eduardo: *waking up, yawning* Weird weather patterns, huh?
  • Bubbles: (points to Edd): Oh no! He's frozen stiff again! Hurry, we need the oil can!

Quote 10 Edit

Quote 11 Edit

  • Ed: Did you catch that, guys?! We will be announced at once! I soon shall have a brain!
  • Edd: I'll soon experience the beat of a tender, loving heart.
  • Bubbles: I'll be home for dinner in the nick of time!
  • Eduardo: And de uno hour, I will be King of the Forest!
  • (Eduardo then sings "If I Were King of the Forest" in which the rest of the group joined him)

Quote 12 Edit

  • Eduardo (nervously): Uh, amigos....? I suddenly do not feel comfortable meeting the wizard...I feel better waiting outside.
  • Ed: Awww, kitty cat go meow?
  • Edd: Ed, please! He can't control his anxiety!
  • Bubbles: Don't be scared, Eduardo. Remember, the wizard is gonna give you courage!
  • Eduardo: (crying tone) No! I so scared to ask him!
  • Bubbles: Would you like us to ask him for you?
  • Eduardo: Si. I happily wait outside. (is about to dart away, but Ed stops him)
  • Bubbles: But why?
  • Eduardo: I am too afraid!
  • Bubbles: Oh, pleeeaase...?
  • Eduardo: Yow!
  • Ed: Are you alright, Eddie?
  • Eduardo: Somebody tug at my tail!
  • Ed: Silly-willy, you did that!
  • Eduardo: I- I-
  • Ed: Follow us.
  • Voice: Approach at once!
  • Eduardo: (exclaims in horror) Let me know when it ends!
  • (The group makes their way into the room)

Quote 13 Edit

  • Eduardo (reading the sign): "I'd turn back"..."if I were..." ..."you." (gulps and shivers nervously and is about to do so until Ed and Edd restrain him)
  • (The group continues walking)
  • Eduardo (nervously): You no...scare me...I am not scared...
  • (Then we see two owls with glowing red eyes making noise)
  • (Eduardo runs away but Ed and Edd restrain him and bring him back)
  • Eduardo (crying tone): Nooo....!!! I'm so scared!!!!
  • (Then two crows with glowing red eyes started making noise)
  • Ed: Is the Curse of Evil lurking around here?
  • Edd: Ed, curses are nothing more than myth insuperstition. Based only on one's own personal fears.
  • Eduardo: You don't believe in...curses?!
  • Edd: There's no...such...thi- (suddenly, Edd found himself going up into the air)
  • Bubbles: Edd!
  • Eduardo (in unison): Senior Tin-Edd!
  • Ed (in unison): It IS The Curse of Evil Tim!!!!
  • (Then Edd got dropped back onto the ground)
  • (Bubbles and Ed run towards Edd)
  • Ed: Are you alright, Double-D?
  • Eduardo (eyes closed): Curses are real....curses are real...Oh, si, oh, si, oh si, oh, si, oh, si, oh, si!
  • (Scene then goes to Vicky and her army of Flying Monkeys in her castle watching from her crystal ball)
  • Eduardo (in the crystal ball; eyes closed): Curses are real...curses are real...Oh, si, oh, si, oh, si, oh, si, oh, si!
  • Vicky: *evil chuckle* Oh you'll believe in more than just curses before you're gone, big hairy twerp!
  • (She circles around her chair)
  • Vicky (to Flying Monkeys): Round up your army, fly to the forest and BRING THAT TWERPETTE AND HER MUTT TO ME! Do whatever to the rest, but I want that twerpette and her mutt brought back here unscathed!!!! They won't make things difficult for you, I assure you. Be careful of the ruby slippers! I want THEM most of all!!!! Well? Fly, my miseries! FLY! (in unison, the two flying monkeys do so) FLY! FLY! FLY! FLY! (in unison, the Flying Monkey army was on their way)
  • (Scene fades to the Flying Monkey Army making their way into the forest)
  • (The group sees them and point in horror)
  • Ed: Retreat!!!!
  • (The group runs for their lives as the army attacks)
  • Bubbles: Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away! *screams*
  • Edd (fighting off Flying Monkeys as one of them swipes his magnifying glass): Oh dear! Not my magnifying glass! Back away! Stop!
  • Ed: (being jumped on by monkeys while making the same noises in the EENE episode, Key To My Ed when May and Marie jumped on him)
  • Bubbles (being swept away by the two flying monkeys): Toto! HEEELLLPPP!!! My little Toto!!!!
  • Toto: *bark*
  • (Bubbles screams in horror as she was being flown to Vicky's castle; Toto barks twice in unison)
  • (Then another Flying Monkey picked Toto up and flew away with him as another flying monkey followed)
  • Ed: Help! I'm stuck!
  • Edd: Oh, dear. Ed! Did those flying primates hurt you?!
  • Ed: Nah. They just tore my legs and tossed 'em over there! Then they tore my chest out and tossed it over there!
  • Edd: I suppose you could say...you're all over the place! *snickers* I couldn't resist.
  • Eduardo: Oh, you were so brave to endure the scary monkeys, senior Ed-crow.
  • Ed: No time for talking, guys. Stuff me again and let us find Bubbles!
  • Edd: Right-o!
  • Eduardo (in unison): Si!
  • Edd: Hmmm?

Quote 14 Edit

  • Vicky (holding and petting Toto): I love you...yes I do...such a good, mangy little mutt!
  • (Then she and a Flyer Monkey stuff her into the picnic basket)
  • Vicky: And as for you, Twerpette! How nice of you to join us...unexpectedly! You must be so thoughtful and caring to want to give someone as lonely as me company!
  • Bubbles: What are you going to do to my poor, little Toto?! Give him back! ...Please?!
  • Vicky: When the time comes...Twerpette...when the time...comes...
  • Bubbles: Please can I have my Toto back?!
  • Vicky: Of course you can! Only if you fork over...the ruby slippers!
  • Bubbles: But the nice, little witch of the North said not to!
  • Vicky: Fine! If that's how it's gonna be...(to a Flyer Monkey) Chuck that basket into the river and see that the mangy mutt drowns!
  • Bubbles: No! Please! Not that! The slippers are yours again, just let me have Toto back...PLEASE!
  • Vicky: That's more like it! I knew there was a way to get what I want!
  • (She tries to remove the slippers with her magic, but she found herself getting shocked)
  • Vicky: YOOOOWW!!!!
  • Bubbles: Did you get a boo-boo?! I'm so sorry! Honest! It wasn't me! Do I still get Toto back?
  • Vicky: In your dreams, Twerpette! I should have known better! Those slippers are on there for good! ...Only if you're living and breathing...But that ISN'T what I'm worrying about...It's HOW to carry it out...These things have to happen...carefully...or if you break the spell......(in unison, Toto runs away)
  • Bubbles: Run, Toto! Run like the wind!
  • Vicky (to Flyer Monkey): Get him, you ape!

Quote 15 Edit

  • Bubbles: Yay! Toto escaped! Yay!
  • Vicky: Ha! Good riddance! That mutt got away more than you ever will! Blast you and your mutt! You're more of my problems than you let on, one way or another...but in the end...it'll ALL be worth it!
  • (She turns and grabs an hourglass with red sand)
  • Vicky: See this? (turns it over where the full end was now emptying on the bottom) THAT'S how much time you have to live! (on-screen, Bubbles is shown sobbing) And it won't be long, twerpette! It won't be long! I can't wait forever to get my shoes back!
  • (Vicky runs back up the stairs leaving a doomed Bubbles behind)
  • (Bubbles sits herself to the floor, crying)
  • Bubbles: I'm...scared! I'm scared, Auntie Em! I'm scared!
  • (As Bubbles sobs, Vicky's crystal ball shows Auntie Em coming up)
  • Auntie Em: Bubbles? Where are you?
  • Bubbles: *soft gasp and turns towards the crystal ball*
  • Auntie Em: It's me, Auntie Em! Why can't I find you?! Where are you?!
  • Bubbles: I'm here, Auntie Em! A mean witch has me locked up in her scary castle! (in unison, Auntie Em fades away from the crystal ball) But I've been trying to get home to you, Auntie Em! *soft gasp* Auntie Em, don't leave me! Please! I'm scared! Come back! Please! Come back!
  • (Vicky then appears in the crystal ball)
  • Vicky (mocking Bubbles): Come back, Auntie Em! Come back! (normally as herself) You want Auntie Em, twerpette?! I'll give her to ya! (cackles evilly)
  • (Bubbles sobs in fear)
  • (Scene then goes to Toto running his way back to the forest)
  • (We then see Edd and Eduardo still fixing Ed)
  • Edd: Fellows, look! Toto!
  • Toto: *bark* *bark*
  • Edd (voice only): Wherever did you come from?
  • Toto: (barks repeatedly)
  • Ed: The loyal dog has come to bring us to Bubbles!
  • (Ed then gets on his feet)
  • Ed: Quickly, my gaggle of pals!
  • (And the trio runs to the castle)
  • (Scene fades to them climbing their way up)
  • (Edd falls but remains hanging on to Eduardo's tail)
  • Edd (in unison): Oh dear!
  • Ed: Hurry, Double-D!
  • Eduardo: Ay carumba! I'll be grateful if my strength lasts!
  • Edd: I'll be grateful if your tail lasts! *trembles nervously*
  • (They make their way up where they see an overview of the castle)
  • Eduardo: (shaking nervously) What es that!? What es that?!
  • Ed (voice only): The spooky castle! Way cool! (visual) Bubbles is in there for Sunday Supper!
  • Edd: Honestly...I just feel sick imagining her in such a place and scenario! We have to save her! (cries)
  • Ed: Chin up, mister. No can with us now, you have squeaked more than you can.
  • Eduardo: AH! Who es that?! Who es that?!
  • (We then see Vicky's army of Winkies chanting as they guard the castle)
  • Ed: I think I just thunk a plan to get us in there!
  • Edd: Was that English, Ed?
  • Eduardo: Oooo! He's got a plan...!
  • Ed: You will lead us inside!
  • Eduardo: Yes! Huh?! ME?!
  • Ed: Oh, yes, you!
  • Eduardo: I-I-I-I have to break Senorita Bubbles out of there...?!
  • Edd: Unfortunately, yes, Eduardo.
  • Eduardo: (sighs) Ok...I go in for Senorita Bubbles! Scary witch or no scary witch! Scary guards or no scary guards! I will fight them! I may no survive, but I es going in there! ...But could I ask you amigos something?
  • Ed: Yes, mommy?
  • Edd (in unison): Yes, Eduardo?
  • Eduardo: Count me out! (turns away to leave...)
  • Ed: Oh, no you don't!
  • Edd (in unison): Not without our Bubbles!
  • Eduardo (in unison; crying tone): Nooo, please!!!
  • (Scene fades to the hourglass as the top empties the red sand into the bottom)
  • (Then we fade back to the trio making their way to the castle entrance)
  • (Toto barks)
  • Ed: Shush! SHUSH!
  • Eduardo (whispering): Shhh, perrito-!
  • Edd: *shushing*
  • (Trio of Winkies appear behind and above them, Eduardo sees them, exclaims, but Ed shushes him)
  • (The Winkies ambush Ed, Edd and Eduardo, but they fight back as the Winkies clothes flew into the air)
  • (Scene then fades to Edd lurking wearing a Winkies uniform, then Ed, and then Eduardo)
  • (The regular Winkies continuing guarding and chanting)
  • Ed: I think I just thunk another idea!
  • Eduardo: Eek! Is it pleasant to barge in like this?
  • (They follow the rest of the Winkies in as Toto follows and the bridge door closes on the castle)
  • Edd: Now what?
  • (Toto barks repeatedly)
  • Ed: There!
  • (The trio follows Toto up the stairs)
  • (Toto leads them to a door)
  • Ed: Shush! One wrong move and we are goners. Are you in there, Bubbles?!
  • (Scene goes to Bubbles in the room Ed was calling into)
  • Eduardo (voice only): Senorita Bubbles!?
  • Bubbles: (happy gasp) Yes! I'm here! Vicky locked me in here!
  • Eduardo: Oh! Amigos, it es her! We must break her out! Quickly! Open!
  • Bubbles: Oh, please hurry! The hourglass is close to emptying!
  • Edd (voice only): Fear not, Bubbles!
  • (Edd repeatedly slams his magnifying glass onto the door, Bubbles looks at the hour glass and finally, Edd frees Bubbles)
  • Edd: Phew! Old wood or strong tin for a magnifying glass.
  • Bubbles: Thank you! My Toto! Toto! You guys! Never let me out of your sight again!
  • Ed: Quickly! Before the evil witch shows up!

Quote 16 Edit

  • Vicky: (evil cackle) What's the hurry?! No one can leave yet! The fun's just getting started!
  • Eduardo: We es trapped! Trapped like mice! ...Ratas!
  • (Vicky cackles evilly as her army of Winkies storms in and surrounds the gang)
  • (Toto barks in fear)
  • Vicky: *chuckles evilly* That's right. Don't hurt 'em too soon...
  • (Ed looks above at where the a chandelier was hanging)
  • Vicky: ...Let's let 'em give it some thought...
  • (Vicky screams as she throws the hourglass at the floor which smoked and fired)
  • (Ed then uses Edd's magnifying glass to cut the rope of the chandelier and makes it fall on most of the Winkies)
  • (The gang then makes a run for it)
  • Vicky: After them!!!!!
  • (She and the Winkies chase after them)
  • Vicky: Stop them! Halt them! Atomic-wedgie them!!!!!!
  • (Ed directs the gang and they head up the stairs)
  • Vicky: There they are! Half go this way! Half go that way! Now! Now!
  • (The gang runs to another part of the castle)
  • Ed: Which way do we go now, guys? Quickly!
  • (They're then cornered by Winkies and they exclaim in horror)
  • Ed: Retreat!!!!
  • (They run back the other way, but are cornered again and exclaim in horror again)
  • Vicky: Well, well, well...round and round they go...when they stop...I sure know! Thought escape wouldn't be impossible, huh? Well, I'm about to start with you all right on this very spot...one way or the other...
  • (Edd, Bubbles and Ed-Eduardo hiding behind Edd all tremble in fear)
  • Vicky: The last one standing will all be the first to see the other three go before Twerpette! And that mangy mutt you call a dog too! *takes out a bar of soap* How about some soap for your mouth, Ed-crow?! *cackles evilly*
  • Ed: *screams, and Bubbles does to* NO! NO! EVIL SOAP! *Vicky throws the soap it him* *screams hysterically* It got me! IT GOT ME! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
  • Edd (in unison / in horror): Vicky, what are you doing?!
  • Bubbles: *grabs a bucket of water* I'll save you, Ed! Splashes Ed, then Vicky*
  • Vicky: *shrieks* LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, TWERPETTE! I'M MELTING!!!! I'M MELTING!!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, TWERPETTE!!!! *screams until she is melted*
  • (Flyer Monkey claps smiling)
  • Winkie Leader: She's...she's dead. You've killed her.
  • Bubbles: *nervous tremble* It was an accident. I didn't mean to. I was just helping my friend.
  • Winkie Leader: Hail to Bubbles. The Wicked Witch is dead!
  • All Winkies: Hail! Hail to Bubbles! The Wicked Witch is dead!
  • Bubbles: Oh! The broom. Can we please have it?
  • Winkie Leader: Please. And take it with you.
  • Bubbles: Oh, thank you, thank you! You green men are the sweetest!!!! This means we can all return to the Wizard and let him know the Wicked Witch is no more!
  • Winkies: The Wicked witch is dead!
  • (Scene fades back to the Wizard)
  • Wizard: Can this be true?! Why have you all returned?!
  • (Bubbles approaches)
  • Bubbles: Because, Mr. Wizard...we did as you instructed us. We brought you the Wicked Witch of the West's broom! She melted! We melted her!
  • Wizard: Ahhh...you melted her...like butter, yes? Most creative!
  • Bubbles: Thank you, sir. We would like it if you would keep your promise to us. Pretty please with sugar lumps on top?
  • Wizard: Stop, you! STOP, I SAY! I must give the matter much more needed thought. Go away, you plague the wizard. Come again another day!
  • Bubbles: Another day?! But I wanna go home THIS DAY! TODAY!
  • Edd: Mr. Wizard, as the great and powerful, I really must protest and say you've had enough time already!
  • Eduardo: Si!
  • Wizard: Must the Great and Powerful Oz incur his wrath?
  • (In unison, Toto parts from the gang)
  • Wizard: I instruct you to return tomorrow!

Quote 17 Edit

  • Rolf: Oh, no, little powerpuff. I am a good son-of-a-shepherd. But I am a no-good wizard.
  • Ed: What about the heart for Tim Man, and the nerve for the poor vicious kitty-cat, and brain for Ed?! *they argue a bit*
  • Rolf: Why, anybody can have a noggin. That is very much a mediocre reason. Even when barn animals like Wilfred and Victor have a brain. Back where a son of a shepherd like Rolf come from, we have schools and universities for a good education, and that's what people need to be great thinkers, yes? And they have what you don't have, a DIPLOMA! *gets the diploma* Therefore by virtue of the authority invested in Rolf, by the university of son of a shepherd's committee, I hereby confirm upon you, the honorary degree of THD!
  • Ed: THD?! Have not a clue what you just said, Rolf!
  • Rolf: The Doctor Of Thinkology!
  • Ed: 40 plus 30 plus 40 equals 90, and Kansas is America's heartland! Joy and rapture! I have a brain!

Quote 18 Edit

Trivia Edit

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